Unique Original Articles » 10 Funny Ways to Quit Smoking

1. Wear mittens. Strap them onto your hands tight. You won’t be able to do anything else, but you won’t be able to smoke either

2. Accept the cigarette your friends offer you, but eat it instead

3. Come up with new annoying habits like clicking your
pen, and when people ask you to stop, just say, “Oh, I’m sorry. I’ve just given up smoking.”

4. Remember to “cigarette rage” proof your house. Put away all your knives, blades, and dangerous toys. Sell your pets, and children who cannot run (fast) should remain with your relatives.

5. Pick your ear instead. It won’t cause you to get cancer.

6. If you feel the urge to smoke, start hyperventilating until you collapse shamelessly to the ground. This will show all the people who gather around your limpless body that you really mean business.

7. Drinking cold water or juice might be your friend, but peeing is your enemy. Do not overrestimate your bladder capacity.

8. Your fine motor skills will temporarily go offline, and paying toll becomes a challege. Bring extra change in case your shaking hands make it impossible to gracefully toss coins into the toll machine.

9. Make a ridiculous bet with a lawyer. Say, “If i start smoking again, I will give you my car.” Better yet, put it in writing.

10. And finally, always remember to keep smiling

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